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zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

englandsbooty:

even People magazine made Shrek jokes

starbombastic:

BARBARA

starbombastic:

BARBARA

norcalnoise:

a-daks:

Can we appreciate that Geoff, Michael, Ray, and Gavin couldn’t get the stereotypical questions about women right and felt bad having to come up with them.

shout-out in particular to Gavin who outright blurted, “This is sexist.”

skylordamber:

the joke is that it can be read both ways and still make sense jfc

skylordamber:

the joke is that it can be read both ways and still make sense jfc

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

vicfuentesanon:

zackies:

be careful washing dishes in the dark

is this fall out boy lyrics

no

Oh. I thought it was like a pun towards “my songs know what you did in the dark”

just trying to warn people about the dangers of trying to clean their good china when they can’t see

(Source: haners)

(Source: nottheaverageasian)

(Source: shitpeoplesayintf2)

holy-dildo:

death noot

holy-dildo:

death noot

dual-destininies:

when your blog gets popular enough to get anon hate

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